Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Wearing White

Dunno if all we can chalk it up to is Murphys law, but I cannot wear white. White pants? Definitely not, as I sit on my foot, putting black marks from my shoe on the back of my leg or butt. If it weren't my shoe, Aunt Flo would definitely see to their demise.

Even my white BRA manages to get taco bell to travel DOWN my SHIRT just to stain it... Really now.

White shirts always want to eat my lunch.

White onesies on Eloise seem to command her bowels to bring on the poop!

I'm pretty sure its not just me, it seems as though every woman has SOME horror story involving wearing white. what's yours?

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