To: Cricket living somewhere in my living room, perhaps behind the couch or someplace behind the blinds out of plain view
(I made this beautiful graphic in photo shop, which I now name SUPER PAINT! they had special paintbrushes that look like grass! isn't that lovely!?!)Reason for Eviction: Your chirping is driving me batty. You must either cease to chirp or I will hunt you down and have you removed in 24 hours.
Thank you for your cooperation.